Dating app jokes

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.

Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.