Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you donât know when or how to stop
Whatâs something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
An African man visits his friend in the US
âI just flew in yesterdayâ the African man says âAnd boy are my arms tired!â
âYou know, thatâs kind of an old joke here in Americaâ replied his friend.
âJoke?â The African man said. âIâve been holding my hands in the air yelling âdonât shootâ ever since I got to this damn countryâ.
A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? âOh my god put them back in the damn ovens! Theyâre so under-cooked theyâre writing fucking diaries!â
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn you lookin kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your Parents
Damn, the guy who made the Whip/ Nae Nae song really made his cousin go Silento
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
