dad's last word jokes

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"

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    • I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

    Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

    Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

    Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

    Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

    My last thought: Am I a murderer?

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