Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
Why do people call priests Father?
Because it’s to suspicious to call them Daddy
Why can't a orphan be in a relationship,,,,
They have no one to call daddy
Why can’t orphans be gay
Because they don’t have anybody to call daddy
Why do orphans have s3x?
To call someone daddy
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why can’t orphans be gay.... Cuz they have no one to call daddy
Why can orphans just be gay
Cause they want a to call somebody daddy
Why can’t orphans be gay They have nobody to call daddy
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
why did most orphans become prostitutes? Because they wanted a daddy.
Little Johnny walked to his parents room, they were having sex and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was soo, he said “What are y’all doing?” The parents replied “Umm, r-rapping presents!” . Little Johnny said “ok.” and then left. In the morning Little Johnny opened his presents, his parents said “This one is from Santa!” Little Johnny said “No it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents.” The parents said “Ohh fuck” Little Johnny replied “What mommy and daddy?” They replied “Oh nothing!” “Oh ok.” Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dads ears “At least he doesn’t know the truth.” Little Johnny said “What truth.”
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Here is a dark joke for you guys....'Why do pornstars scream DADDY!! in their videos...because they were child molested by their father'
knock knock! is that daddy No but im about to be so get on your knees
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why can’t orphans have sex, They have no one to call daddy
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: *gasps* whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off... Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn't exciting, make something up!