Czech jokes

It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.

An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf, and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?

tweezers.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"