Curry jokes

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Curry must hurry.

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the curry shop.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Curry.

Paki curry is shit.

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.