Curry

Curry jokes

Travel

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Kid

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Credit Card

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Memes

Day

That feeling when curry hitting on very sadding day ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ

A man with dark hair and a mustache is smiling with wide, staring eyes. His facial features are slightly exaggerated, and he is wearing a blue and white checkered shirt.

Chicken

Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.

The waiter said, "What's that?"

I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."

Lady

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

Stephen Hawking

When Stephen Hawking is ill ๐Ÿคฎ, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Indian

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Indian

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Indian

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Baby

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.