Curry jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
"Curry muncher!"
Keep calm and curry on!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Community talk
How do you guys like eating de curry?
Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!
Bigger curry muncher?