Curry

Curry Jokes

My indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, i said ive smelt your fucking armpits youve got no chance

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime

two indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

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Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry except fat people eat many more portions