Curry jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Curry must hurry.
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Curry.
Paki curry is shit.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Community talk
How do you guys like eating de curry?
Helloing everybodying! I am de Amir man myth legend. I doordashing people fooding for that $2 tipping (I can buy 1 lambo with that type of money in India) and I work in totally legit top notch quality call center. I very rich manning because I also working part timing as de Uber, 7-11 owner, and cooking curry and some of de other Indian foodings. I hoping you friends will accepting me to this community and having a blast!
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