What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
