Culture jokes
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
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What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!