Why does the Greeks and Romans like food. Because food is good for you.
What do you call a Indian babysitter?Nann y
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What Is China's favorite restaurant
The Pet Store
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
