Culture jokes
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
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What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.