Culture jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
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What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."