How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Culture Jokes
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
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What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
