How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
The Twilight fanbase.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
W fr W
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
