Culture jokes
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!