What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
W fr W
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
