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$A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.$

Obama

1 year ago

A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."

Place

1 year ago

The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".

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