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Royal · 5 months ago
    • Four women wearing white hard hats, white long-sleeved shirts, and dark pants stand on a grassy outdoor area, intently looking at a large rolled-out blueprint they are holding. Below them, a close-up shows the blueprint they are examining. It's a detailed technical drawing for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The blueprint includes 'VIEW A: UNASSEMBLED SANDWICH' with two bread slices, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and 'VIEW B: ASSEMBLED SANDWICH'. There are also 'TOP VIEW' and 'SECTION A-A' diagrams, along with specific instructions in the 'NOTES' section, such as 'ALL MATERIALS TO BE CONSUMED', 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TO BE APPLIED LIBERALLY', and 'CRUST OPTIONAL. REMOVE CRUST AFTER ASSEMBLY FOR OPTIMUM PERFORMANCE'. The drawing is titled 'SANDWICH, PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY'.
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    • Bread

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
    • A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".
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    • Place

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".
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    • Fleshlight

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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    • Obama

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."
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    • Cheese

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.
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