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Cheese

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.
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    • Hot pocket

    18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    The image shows a box of Hot Pockets with the flavor label changed to Creamy Carpet and the text "Made With Organic Carpet" is visible. There's also an image of a carpet roll.
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    • Fleshlight

    20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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    • Bread

    168 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago
    A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".
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    • Obama

    7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A deep-fried, heavily-saturated image shows a product called "Obama Pockets", a parody of Hot Pockets. It features Barack Obama's face on the packaging and a cartoonish Obama face on the food item itself. The label reads: "OBAMA & CHEESE WITH BARACK HUSSAIN OBAMA, CHEDDAR CHEESE, AND MOLTEN PLASTIC". There is a text bubble with "HE IS REALLY IN THERE". It also says, "Distributed by m-Seq Corp."
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    • Place

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    The image shows a map of the USA with counties outlined. There are several colored areas. A key indicates that the orange area represents "bread", "crust", and "pepperoni", and that the blue area represents "the place I beat an elderly man to death in 2004".
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    Slag

    66 views · kristan davies · 7 years ago

    A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.

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