Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
why did jake cross the road? to get a Hagen Daz bar
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."