Jakes jokes

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

Why Jake?

FRRR N

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

Jake Paul

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

What's worse than funny condom fails?

Jake Paul.

Hi Jake!

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Good luck, Jake.

My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

Jake?

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.

The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂