Jakes jokes
Jake Paul
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Hi Jake!
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Jake?
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.