Croak jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
UHH, DADDY!
Eat cockroaches.
Mom!
My dishwasher is broke.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."