A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What did the frog order? A diet croak!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
