Creepypasta jokes

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.