Creepypasta jokes

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...