stephen hawking, more like ice cream
why did jimmy drop his ice cream
Because he was dead
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone
He got ran over by a bus
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
why did the cow go to space
to get ice cream
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
