Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby !
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
