what side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? the psycopath.
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game sonic x? Just google sonic x shadow
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
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Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
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There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!”
What did the Queen bee of destiny child say? I'm so crazy in love...
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?
Freak out!
crazy I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy I was crazy once...
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
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Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom,I checked inside her ham sandwich and there was fresh drugs.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said "your crazy!", I responded "quackers"
