Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
bin laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1 #justice
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
yo mama so pretty ? she could get in a car crash because boys"are staring at her
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.
Kobe bryant helicopter crash jokes daily
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.
what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
