Course jokes

Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!

What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.