What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
