Context jokes

You (DYM 53).

What's 9 + 10? 21.

What's 9 - 10? 21?

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

Doin (DYM 5).

I am sorry, but I need some text to work with. Please provide the text from the comments section so I can generate the JSON data for you.

ANAND

Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.

Me: That’s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.

There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

igh80u89h7g8hu9h8uiyh?

Submit joke here.

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.