What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Relevance Jokes
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.