Relevance jokes

What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrel-elephant ;)

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.