Confusion

Confusion jokes

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

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  • How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

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  • A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

    The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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  • How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    To get to the other side!

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