Concert jokes

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

Ariana Grande

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Nickelback.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.