Communion jokes

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

Hi! Could I join?

We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.

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