Communion jokes
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Glory š³ equals šØ šØ šØ šØ šØ bonding.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"