Communion jokes
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
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Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
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Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Humanity.
Jesus took bread and said, "This is my flesh!" Then he took wine and said, "This is my blood!" Then he took mayonnaise, and Peter said, "Holy shit, now we gotta stop him!"