Communion jokes

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

Humanity.

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.