One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there. Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I will stop making fun of Orphans when their parents come back.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
Ok so I have a joke for you,go look in the mirror and when you realise come back to me and tell me.
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
