Come-on jokes
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.
He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."
He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."
Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.