Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.