Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Color Jokes
Shit, if somebody invades America, the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go.
We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets has become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out?
Hell, the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit, Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have Comedy Central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the United States. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Purple.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
