Cognition jokes

Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.

What do you call a retarded fruit?

Mentally in-pear-ed.