Cognition jokes

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

How do you spell "cognitive mess?"

J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.

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Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.

What do you call a retarded fruit?

Mentally in-pear-ed.