Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
