Choose between jokes
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
When you can't pick
