Choose between jokes
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
