Chinese people

Chinese People Jokes

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

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Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...

Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

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How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...