Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
why can Chinese people play base ball.
.because they ate the bat
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist Tooth hurty (2:30)
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
