Cheese burger jokes

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."