Check Jokes

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Ok,ok who is trying to be my "long lost brother" because last time i checked I didn't have any sisters or brothers so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up a lot of other people already know u are fake so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Can you guys check out my joke please?

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check

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The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the check

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?

Rust in pieces!

I was listening to some Drake in class.

My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.