Check jokes

Why did the rapper visit the bank?

To get his RHYME CHECK.

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To check out the chicks!

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

How do orphan jokes start?

Checking your shoulder.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."