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The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"
What do you tell your butt check when you need to use the bathroom hold it in so you want get constipated and die.
how do orphan jokes start?
checking your shoulder
What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?
Rust in pieces!
This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.
Boss: Can I do a reference check.
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student but he lacked kizma
Boss: Whats kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: oh no here we go.
Sensei: kizma AS-
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Single
Taken
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I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
kid:goes to the kitchen mom:what are you doing here? kid : just checking out the knife mom:so you've chosen death
A old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check so I died to help her