Check jokes
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.