Char jokes

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Cunt.

Dee.

My pp.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.