Char jokes
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
A ginger.
Dee.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Community talk
Charlies' drawings r really good :D (IM PROUD OF YOUUU CHARRRLLIEEE ILYYY))))
I was told to have someone tell Jordan to check Charlie's email
char my computer is dead i wont be able to talk for awhile also yes ik ur in band