Char jokes

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?