Chance jokes

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Cremation,

The last chance for a smoking hot body.

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.