Chance jokes

You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?

They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?

You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.

Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.