I’d make a joke to fetty wap on this but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
My chance of finding love
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
Your so lucky bullies don't have a Chance to push you around any more ? They'll get there's when there in a wheelchair ?
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
