My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
My chance of finding love.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
