Celebrity death jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.