Celebrity death jokes
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*