Celebrity death jokes
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
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What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
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Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.