Case jokes

What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.

Why do I carry pepper spray?

Just in case of as-SAULT.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.