Carry on Jokes

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.