So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going
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Crying babies are like parties, No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
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I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no don't please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster
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What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down
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Your grandmother died cuz she fell on the highest floor of the hotel your grandfather died cuz he got shot by saving your mother if he didn't save your mother you wouldn't be here You grew up in a world full of virus you wanted the virus to be gone there's only one way But you have to know it I can't tell it for you Your mother got the Covid-19 you prayed and prayed all night hoping that she would be okay the next day the doctors went to your house without your mother you asked "Where is my mother?!?!" The doctors said "Your mother is gone,so we came here to tell you" the doctors left. Anither hour you were thinking while crying "Why was my pray not working?,Lord why'd you let me down?" You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead" the Google workers declined it.your father left you cuz he loved another girl Your brothers are still with you but what do they get the virus? Who will be with you? Don't forget Jesus is still there for you don't give up keep going and you will succeed soon you will find your own family and beat the coronavirus
