What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Q: What's a Ships Least Favorite Food A: IceBurg-ERS
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
you: Captain where is this plane going? Captain: New York, 175 Greenwich Street.
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log