What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
