What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.