What's do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
