Cantaloupe jokes

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

What's a priest's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.