Cant jokes
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.