Cant jokes
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?...
Because it's a FAMILY company.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Why can’t orphans have Google Homes?
Because they don’t have a home.