Confectionery jokes
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.