What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
