Confectionery

Confectionery Jokes

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Daughter

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Gun

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

Donut

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

M M

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Train

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew-chew train!