Confectionery

Confectionery jokes

Train

What do you call a train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train.

Oh man, I'm depressed.

Daughter

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Gun

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

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  • Donut

    Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

    She was fed up with the hole business.

    M M

    Why did the M&M go to school?

    Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

    Dough

    I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.

    Train

    What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

    A chew-chew train!