Confectionery jokes
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!