Cancel jokes

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.

Feminists: Correct.

Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.